Bjorn Afterbirth

"Fuck it, Gewoon Yolo" - Bjorn as he uses the card to summon cthulhu to fight Terminator X

Bjorn Afterbirth is a boy that uses a bedding toilet and uses the phrase: "Fuck it, gewoon Yolo" a lot. Bjorn has something no other protagonist has; Björn has a card that can summon Cthulhu which he only uses in the rarest of battles.

It has been suggested that Bjorn is the terminator who has been given progeria as a result of Duo Jongen's despicable tribute to Progrock band Yes